0: I wanna be clear,
the rats are absolutely going to hate this announcement,
but the rats don't run this city.
1: We do.
New York City is ready to pay six figures to a rat are who will wage an
anti rodent war. The new position director, rodent mitigation,
will make a yearly salary between 120 to
$170,000.
This job posting describes the ideal candidate as somewhat blood thirsty
rat sidings in New York City's parks, sidewalks,
and other places has increased in recent years.
2: Everyone that knows me, they know one thing I hate. Rats.
You know when we started killing them and borrow hall, you know,
some of the same folks are criticizing us now,
called me a murderer cuz I was killing rats. Well, you know what?
We're gonna kill.
1: Rats.
The ideal candidate should have a general aura of badassery according to the
posting.